I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I put up with everyone, I sacrifice myself for everyone.
Silvio Berlusconi
The women of the Right are certainly the most beautiful … the Left has no taste, not even when it comes to women
Silvio Berlusconi
When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30% of women said, "Yes", while the other 70% replied, "What, again?"
Silvio Berlusconi
If I, taking care of everyone’s interests, also take care of my own, you can’t talk about a conflict of interest.
Silvio Berlusconi
By definition, as a Prime Minister I cannot be a liar.
Silvio Berlusconi